Twenty-five-year old Emma Kilter will do anything to get her screenplay noticed, even if it means quitting a job she loves to work as a personal assistant to Lexy Delaney, a spoiled, permiscuous teenager who has starred in a few B-rated movies only because her father owns a production studio. Going head to head with Lexi is bad enough, but when Emma discovers that Lexi's father may also be the head of a South Florida crime syndicate, things are about to take a turn for the worse. Emma knew the film industry was a cutthroat business. She's about to find it's also a shot in the head, burned alive, and possibly mauled to death business. (Available 4/22/26)
Barely a month has passed since twenty-five-year old Emma Kilter quit her job as a personal assistant, the job where her estranged half-brother tried to shoot her, a Florida crime lord put out a hit on her, and twelve starving monkeys mauled her Zombie Slut boss, Lexi Delaney. Now Emma has a new job opportunity, this time working as a PA for the famous supermodel, Gabrielle, whose mysterious father, while possibly not a crime lord, seems to enjoy exhorbitant wealth beyound explanation. But it's not Gabby's father Emma needs to worry about. Between Lexi's revenge, a kidnapping gone wrong, and a maniacal killer with an unhealthy obsession over the movie Weekend at Bernie's, Emma is left questioning her life choices. (Available 6/3/26)
Twenty-five-year old Emma Kilter barely survived her job as a personal assistant to the spoiled teenage starlet Lexi. Her next job as a PA to the supermodel Gabriel turned out to be no less harrowing. Now Gabriel's mysterious father is offering Emma a third job, one she feels she can't refuse. Teamed up with her boyfriend Zach, Emma needs only infiltrate a college dorm to spy on Summer Sinclair, a student whose boyfriend seems to have questionable motives. But when girls start disappearing all around Miami, bombs start exploding, and Summer's boyfriend keeps disappearing along with a variety of other men behind a mysterious door to a hidden chamber, Emma starts to question if she's fit for the workplace at all. (Available 6/15/26)
Belgore the Magnificent has been performing in Vegas for twenty years. Many say he's the greatest magician of all time, but then why shouldn't he be? He holds the same distinction on Ambrosia, the magical planet where he was born and still returns to on a regular basis.
Unfortunately, the thread Belgore has set up to pass between worlds will eventually destroy the Earth, and the only ones who know his secret are three fellow magicians trapped on a prison planet far away. To escape they must turn to Cutter, the most feared prisoner at Facility Twenty-four, a man who has questionable motives of his own.
Throw in the pair of incompetent mobsters who have been tasked to stop them, the innocent family who unwittingly joins in the chase, and the competion for the beautiful Rory's affections between her boyfriend Trent and the awkward yet seemingly talented Cloyd, and you have the makings of one ludicrous adventure. (Available 8/26/26)